nepourvoler: i hate girls who actually aren’t mad chill but wanna be mad chill so they pretend they’re mad chill and then brag about their supposed chillness
When I say I'm ugly.
dawnnnn: I’m serious. At times, don’t get me wrong, I think I’m a bit decent looking. But overall, I think I’m so unattractive. I’m not fishing for compliments. There are so many stunning girls, I can’t even compare. Whatever they do, whether it’s making silly faces, pooping, anything, they’re still pretty while doing it. Fuck. I wish I was more appealing. Honestly.
If Walt Disney saw Disney Channel today, he would...
God, I love the HP cast
-evanesco: holymotherofhnng: Tom’s not scared to be in a gay magazine Dan’s not scared to say he looks fantastic in girl’s clothing and record messages for an organization helping LGBT youth Emma’s not scared to get a really short hair cut Rupert’s not scared to go out in drag None of them care if anyone questions their sexuality
I have a big, black clock.
Reblog if you misread that.
I love how normal people are like YES APRIL FOOL'S...
itstheweasleytwins: we-reidentical: And the Harry Potter people are like YES FRED AND GEORGE’S BIRTHDAY
I am proud to say that I have never been the...
Boy: I broke up with her.
His Best Friend: What happened?
Boy: She’s just too much for me.
His Best Friend: What makes you say that? What did she do wrong?
Boy: Well, for one.. She only cared about her appearance. Always had to look good, always took forever to get dressed! So insecure..
His Best Friend: So, you broke her heart because she wanted to keep your eyes locked on her? She wanted you to see that you have the prettiest girl under your sleeve and not think otherwise? I see..
Boy: Oh.. Well.. She’d often call me or text me asking where I am, who I’m with, telling me not to smoke, not to drink. She’s so clingy!
His Best Friend: So, you broke her heart because she cares about your well being? Because she cares about you a lot? And her greatest fear is losing you. I see..
Boy: But.. Uhh.. Well, she’d always cry when I say something slightly mean. She can’t handle anything. She’s a crybaby!
His Best Friend: So, you broke her heart because she has feelings? And because she just wanted to hear you say you love her? I see..
Boy: I.. Well! You know, she’d get jealous easily. I could barely talk to other girls! She’s so annoying! I had to hide it from her so she wouldn’t bitch about it.
His Best Friend: So, you broke her heart because she just wanted you to commit to her? She thought you were faithful, but you lied so she could find out later and hurt even more? She just wanted the guy she loves the most to love only her. I see..
Boy: Well, she..
His Best Friend: You broke up with her because she’s good for you? She just wanted the best for you? She’s broken now because you were selfish. Are you proud?
Boy: I broke her heart.. Because I couldn’t see what was happening.. What happened to me?
His Best Friend: You lost the girl that loved you like no one else could. You see? You didn’t want her when all she ever wanted was you. THAT’S what happened.
Remember that time Germany invaded Russia
kimchiburgers: bromanovargas: apriki: And Hitler was like: And Gobbels was like: And Rommel was like: And Stalin was like: And Churchill was like “sure bro, whatever you want” And FDR was like: And Mussolini was like: Even fucking Hirohito was like: ajhshddgsjskdhsjkd Even fucking Hirohito
Most teens my age get in trouble for drinking and...
iwilltrytobreakthrough: obladi oblada life goes on
Anyone can give up, it’s the easiest thing in the world to do. But to hold it...– (via summerinthiscity)
Reblog if you're one of those few who actually...
yulia-julcia: one of those few 41000 and something…
Best of Patrick Star!
nevershoutneverforeverandever: THIS POST IS LIFE.
When someone says "Whatever it takes.."
heylibertygirlfraand: Normal people: Degrassi fans: “I KNOW I CAN MAKE IT THROUGH!”
I like women, but you can’t always trust them. Some of them are big liars, like...– Demetri Martin (via djakemcpherson)
Truth about girls. →
itsdominiquee: Guys, once you have a girl in your hands, 98% of the time, they’re yours. They don’t want to lose you. They’re constantly scared that they’ll lose you to another girl that they believe is so much prettier than them. No matter how much you tell them that they’re beautiful, they’ll doubt you and wonder why you’re even with them. They’ll want your attention. If she says she loves...